Reviews

So I was driving by one night and thought I'd stop in. I've been coming here off and on for the past year and a half or so and it's been hit or miss. Lately…

Hi i recently visited scores longe which is cadillacs and 1 of the short girls came over to me an proceded to ask me if i wanted a private dance i kindly refuse and then…

Dropped on at Fantasies on a Monday night after a long day of work. Monday nights are the night to go if you're a drinker, which I am. They have $1.50 domestics and 2.50 imports.…

Arrived about 4:30 p.m. on a Friday, and was quite surprised to see 35 or 40 customers that early. At least a dozen entertainers were flitting and floating about, and I was focused on getting…

I have been to the Pink Pony before, and have not been happy. However, I stay at a hotel very close, so I continue to stop. Today's stop was about 5 pm, and…

Visited around 10pm on a monday. There were about 5 girls I could discern. Most stayed on the far end of the bar with what we're either regulars or the owners. The dances were only…

I was somewhat hesitant to check this place out based on some of the other reviews, but I found it to be the best club I've been to in Baltimore. I was in the area…

I don't have much positive to say about this place. First of first the club name is now 1650 gentlemens club. It's next to another club that seems like more of a regular night club.…

Got there after 8:30. $20 vip entry to allow for dances. Good crowd (10-15) patrons. DJ had good mix of songs. It was 2-4-1 night for dances. But not for anything above the…

Headed out with a couple of friends after work to try and grab some beers and some attention. Club lot was empty when we pulled up at 7, sign said closed for remodeling.…

i visited this club on a thursday night around ten o'clock. . after ordering a drink i was approached by a couple of dancers. the dancers in this club(at least on that night )…

came in on a Wednesdays evening about 11PM club had about 8 girls not bad considering its Wednesday and later in the evening but there was quite a crown which is most…

I have been reviewing some of the clubs I have been to recently and saw that my favorite brothel is on the list. Straight up, not a club. They have a bar and you can…

This is more of an update/FYI for those familiar w/ Porthole. For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be…

Stop three on a Sunday night club crawl in Vegas. Wanted to see some good stage dancing. I've given up on Little Darlings so I picked Palomino. Parked at Jerry's Nugget cause I wanted to…

Visited again and this time meeting some guys I know from the NF area. Showed up around 11 and it was quiet compared to Sundowners, but busier than when I was there in the…

Find nearby street parking and walk over. I could title this "Sure Thing." That's what this place is. I entered and they opened the inner door. There were 3 ladies available.…

I frequent here quite a few times. It's a nice upscale atmosphere. Most of the time the girls are hot. Sometimes they have paid me a lot of attention and other times I couldn't even…

Second stop on a three club swing Sunday evening. I find this place to be so wierd I almost always have to stop and see what is going on. I'm usually very pleasantly surprised or…

Thought I'd give it one more try. Don't understand why they see a reason to treat a 50 something professional with a pocket full of cash as a piece of crap. Front door…

First stop in a three club swing on a Sunday night. Stopped at Sapphire because it was the only club with a significant number of cars in the lot at the early hour of 7.…

Okay, the place is a total dive. Old diner chairs and tables, most people would probably leave if they turned up the lights. But this is a total dive that has great fun.…

This place is getting better and better. They are staying open until 1 and if busy 4. That is great as I usually get done with work at 11. The quality of…

Sure the girls strip at HK, and put on some lewd shows but the stripping is just a tease of what is on the menu at this joint. As most already know, HK is a…

Live in Missouri, but the laws in MO are Bible Belt in nature. So I wanted to check what was next door in Illinois. Did some research about clubs near East St Louis and found…

The club really needs a fresh cleaning, paint, chairs.... everything. The girls attitude sucks, the older Italian one is the worst of them all. Yes it is cheap yes you get to see naked…

An annual pilgrimage for me. Know that there is a mandatory coat check. It's $3 and then if you don't tip the coat check girl staring at her phone, she'll poop in your coat, or…

Back again sooner than I thought I'd be. Reading some of these reviews is interesting the older lady everyone is talking about is Mya. She will always give a good dance so I got one…

Prices not too bad in this club, approximately 5 Euro to enter and 6 or 7 Euro per beer. That being said, girls were beautiful, probably eastern European. The club itself is fairly small, kind of…

Stopped by the Saginaw Vu Sunday evening, took a seat near stage at table and took in a few rounds of the talent....Justice a buxom blond who seems to be a permanent resident but always…

I was stuck in Rockford for the night and new before hand to not expect much, but since this place was walking distance from my hotel decided to try it anyways. I was…

Picking up my buddy from the airport and I was early so figured I'd stop by again. Get a dance from a white girl, skinny, nice titties. Started pretty slow and mechanical. I told…

Dropped in on a Thursday around 6 for my first visit here in over 5 years. I was pleasantly surprised by the caliber of talent here as I recalled taking this place off my list…

Went to Platinum a week ago Friday. I had a not so awesome experience a month or so ago but found myself in Columbia again and gave the club another chance. I arrived around 9:30…

Decided to give SR one more try after hearing decent things from a friend who visited. Paid $6 to get in which includes a drink. Got there around 3 pm in the afternoon…

Park on the street two blocks south on Pulaski in view of the police station and you will feel that your car will be okay. They open at 7pm and start out slow, but…

I visited MissKittys last summer and had a miserable experience. Told myself, "never again". But.....I just had a nice experience at WiseGuys and had a few bucks left in my wallet, and I hate to leave…

If you manage your expectations, then this club is not too bad, and has the potential to brighten up a weekend night in Sioux Falls. A few months ago, I had a meeting in Sioux Falls.…

Arrived around 5:00 with a buddy. No cover, valet $8. Ended up at a table by the stage. I usually like to sit at the bar, but there were no open spots. Had been telling…

Went solo this time. This place has been hit or miss for a long time with it seemingly getting more busy and more dancers the past 4-6 months on weekdays. I was here on a…

I visited Fantasy Girls on a January football Sunday late afternoon around 6pm. There was no cover. Cover usually starts around 7pm on weekends. The club is the same as before, from a…

This club is okay, but it's got some serious points deductions. The food, I wouldn't touch with a ten foot poll. The kitchen you can see from the bar and it looks scarily dirty. The…

This has always been one of my stops when in town. Been following the recent discussion, thought I would stop in check out for myself. Last time I was here was before the raid.…

My visit was on the 30th, so the number of dancers, and quality of dances, may be partly due to end of the month financial desperation. I was at the hi-liter for several hours on Monday…

Well documented that it's a little awkward getting to from the highway, and leaving you have to go over the bridge. But still, I usually stop in when I'm peeler-hopping in the area.…

Great place..! 12 girls were on that night and 8 were hot .. And fun.. 3 of the other 4 remaining were definitely fuckable..lol.. The new owner built a really nice shower stage with lights .. really…

St. James is one of Houston's better clubs. It's clean, the prices are sensible (by titty bar standards), they don't serve rot-gut liquors imported from countries whose names end in "... stan" and, last…

Centerfolds has become my "go to place" when I'm in the mood to go out and come in a public place. I'm not going to suggest that desploogination services are officially offered at this fine…

Visited on a Thursday afternoon. About 8-10 dancers on staff. Paid the $5.00 cover and as usual took a seat at the stage. Saw Patty, who is cute and friendly, though she is no…

So I finally decided to start my clubbing career at Rick's. I decided to go during the day, since I assumed it would be a lot slower and I can get my feet wet without…

I had never been to the Cab on a Tuesday night or experienced the famed roll call. I must admit that I was pleased with the quantity of ladies. They came in all shapes and…

Finally got around to visiting this place during the day shift and it was a nice experience. By now its no secret that Paradise has a reputation for being the highest mileage club in the area…

Very rude staff . Demanding girls.. Private dance price 25$ to get back 50$ tip. 75$ for 1 song plus 1$ for the juke box.. Yeah.. I paid it.. since I made the trip out there.. I wanted, you…

Heavenly Bodies is worth a visit if you're in the area. Pros: Attractive girls, nice personalities. The crowd is generally nice enough. Drinks and food are pretty cheap, and not bad. Free parking. Cons: The…

Hello strip clubs hounds I'm here to tell you that prince George's county have completed there mission and that was to closed all the strip clubs that they can and there strip clubs are x4b,…

Always slow.. Girls are never there .. Don't waste time here just go to 4play..!! This place is nice but super pricey without justification.. 10$ - 15$ cover charge. 7$ beers 9$ jack and coke (regular sized) 8oz Ridiculously expensive dance…

Went here on a Wednesday afternoon. It was pretty slow. Got here around noon. When I first arrived, I was greeted by front desk lady- kind of like checking into a hotel. Very nice front desk area...Then,…

Worst girls in the area.. out of the 3 girls that were there all 3 of them were on something.. Drink prices were fair.. Private dance rooms are semi private.. that was a plus..! Girls will negotiate,…

Dear lady's & gentlemen I'm here to give you the bad news but prince George's county is at it again. Maryland have been trying to shut down as many strip clubs as possible last year…

My scientific research for "La Culona" led me to the Pink Pony in Tampa. If you don't feel like reading the rest of the review, here is a two word summary "bad system". I arrived…

Trust me GO to the club down the road !! After 23 minutes here. I just had to GETAWAY..! This place is like a 70's biker bar,. Drink prices are fair.. but only 4 or 5…

Went there to do some shopping and stopped in to have a beer and check the place out. It was a slow afternoon but there had to be about 5 girls on shift. Heard that…

the club is located in a generic plaza behind a fast food restaurant. The area is discreet, but also safe. Inside the club is well-kept, not posh but not seedy. The variety of dancers…

My friend and I were bar hopping in the passaic/paterson area. We hit up a few strip joints but they were lacking so we checked out sunrise. Now when you get there you will…

I came here after visiting STARZ and was headed home. I decided to stop in and see if the sexy, thick, pretty London was in the house. When I got in and sat down I…

Brad's is a consistent good time. There were probably about 15-20 girls dancing. They move around the stage after each song and the dollar dances at the stage are fabulous. There was a nice mix of shapes,…

The parking lot was a mud pit so don't take a clean car. (But there were mostly trucks in the lot anyway.) $10 cover, bought a Lite at the door ($2.50.) Typical…

I would say one of the best strip clubs in all Miami. Amazing place. Love the music which was a mix of house, tech house. It is relatively clean. Lap dances (aka "friction dances") are…

The bar is right off rte 1, easy to get to if your southbound. You walk in the door, and he stage is floor-level right to your right when you walk in. There's a brass…

The Oasis is normally a great place to have a drink and watch naked women. I come here once in a while, mainly in the evening, due to its location and some of the…

Was in the area on a Tuesday around 10:30 so I stopped in. About 12 girls working, mostly all are attractive. This was my first visit here in about 7 months, this place really never…

This club is really cool. It has a stage with the bar around it and lots of TVs on the wall. There is also a area in the back a pole and some…

Came here with my girlfriend on a late Saturday evening. I estimate about 8 girls were working. None were stunningly hot, but there was a good variety of pretty decent looking girls. Atmosphere was a…

The Penthouse Club in San Francisco is located right near a lot of the other clubs in the city but is a little imposing on the outside for its fancy vibe. You walk in and…

Spent a 4 days in St. Martins and 3 in the DR. I came into Jazzy's and it wasn't particuliarly crowded, but it was well lit and full of beautiful ladies. I was…

Very different than in the US clubs. There's no pretending and no limits. The lighting is a tad deceptive. I had a couple of hoours to kill so I stopped in and…

So I'm back in Ottawa for business and definitely have Barefax on my mind. Right after my meetings , I head in. No dinner even lol, I guess I'm only hungry for TnA. As…

Began my tour late afternoon (about 4:30) and drove into Washington Park. First joint encountered was Cheeks. Two cars on the parking lot, I thought I would stick my head in and check. Brittany said…

I hit up Sirens Sunday night and got hustled a little. There is a mandatory coat check as you walk in and a $10 cover. There is a big tall stage to the right and…

I have been to Capital Cabaret many times while in town for work, I have had some really good visits and others not so good. They have some decent drink specials during the week…

The place is very dumpy, but who really cares? They had women for every taste. I don't remember what lapdances cost but they were not so high for Friday night when the place…

I arrived 4-5pm during a Saturday. It was a rare visit since I normally don't visit much on the weekends. The last time I came on a Saturday was during some bday…

You can get the background by reading the previous post. So here are a few updates... Club opens at 5pm on Sundays. All dances are $5.00 all day Sunday. The DJ even announces that.…

Made our annual trip and Hollywood is the only place we go anymore. This review will be for Thursday and Friday nights both starting around 6:30. On Thursday night early there were 8-10 girls and…

It's well established there aren't many downtown strip club options, so it's fortunate NY Dolls isn't awful. After a fun night with some friends who went to bed early, I headed to a nearby pub.…

No day cover, no parking fee. The waitress said $4 for a soda, brought me two of them (must have been a special) and gave me $4 change from a 10. Whatever, I…

After a long time of being a place where girls stayed, something must have happened -- a LOT of regulars have departed. That often happens right around the holidays, but I went back fro…

Visited Scores on a Friday. It is not located in a convenient place; actually it is super deserted area with nothing going on around it in the evening. Fortunately it is a short…

Went on a Wednesday evening about 9. There were more patrons than I would have expected on a wednesday and I almost had troubles finding a good seat with a view. There were only…

This is a large well maintained steakhouse/strip club. I was there early in the evening just before the shift change over. There was no cover when I entered Rachels. The main room…

I arrived about 10:45 and entrance was $10. The place was quiet with perhaps 10 girls on shift. After I sat down a brunette called A**** from Louisiana came over and sat down.. She had…

This club have been gone over a lot about physical locations and what not... Juice Bar. It has three levels.... Main floor, VIP and Extra VIP... I have never been to third level but others have…

I went on a Monday night and there was barely anyone there. There were around 8 dancers there but they were either together in a corner on their phones or talking with regulars/friends. There was…

I visited here about 6 months ago while I was in town for business. I decided on this spot because I was staying at the Ritz Carlton and this was by far the closest…

First time in six months or so....amazingly, while bartenders were all new (to me anyway), all were great looking; not sure why this club has such great success with hiring friendly, sexy bartenders and can't…

Their website says M-F 2pm-6pm, a $10 wristband will get you $10 lapdances in the back. When I went, it was slow on a Saturday and they extended that deal. I don't know…

I stopped by on a Friday evening right after the opening hour, which was 8 PM. I was their first customer. The space has a simple layout with a pole dance area at the center,…

I found it outrageous that they called themselves TENS. I walked in at a slow time, but still they were open and had 2 girls dancing and a couple of guys sitting at the…

Saw where Flasher's was closed for a while due to code violations. I'm happy to report it's open again. Although, if there were repairs of any kind, I couldn't tell. It's as dilapidated as ever.…

It's been a long time since I was in TJ, back in my navy days, you had to have a special "chit" or approval to go, and when I did go it was generally to…