Reviews

I went to Pandora's to relax on a Friday afternoon. The parking lot was packed, and after I went in I understood why. There were a large variety of women including thick, thin, short tall,…

the club it pretty ok looking compared to many New Jersey strip clubs. there is a huge bar that goes around the whole room with the stage behind it. there are 2 poles and a…

My wife and I figured we'd check this place out as it's local to us. Now after hitting several places in TO, this was by far the worst! It looked nice, very clean and decorated nicely,…

For a change of pace, I visited the Blue on a Tuesday afternoon. Very quiet, very disappointing. But something other reviewers have not written about is the cost increases for drinks. Bottled beer is now…

The club itself, the building, is decent. However, the cover charge was $7 with a two drink minimum. The bartender and waitresses were friendly and helpful. The dancers were mediocre looking at…

With their new signage and awning well in place, thought it was finally time to give Bogart's another stop. Got there a little after 7:00, stayed for an hour-hour and a half, I think.…

Decided to stop by Ballpark for the first time in over a year. Got there around 2pm on a Wednesday. Four dancers working. Didn't catch many names so I'll do my best to describe them.…

Read the reviews and decided I’d take the plunge – midday on a weekday. As advised, I parked across the street to avoid the hassle of valet. There are definitely signs that warn of towing,…

I didn't originally intend to write another review of Follies but after last week's visit I felt that I must. First of all, Follies is the only club I go to in ATL anymore, mainly…

$10 cover. This club has 2 sections. One for general country dancing and a second for the strip club. The sign says "Dinner and Dancing" for the double DDs and the theme is clearly (over the…

This was my first time in blondies in almost a year, and I'm not sure I'll be back anytime soon. The layout of the club is the same weird setup with the bar separating the…

As an off and on patron of the club since the Fuzzy Grape days I always have mixed feelings about this place. In a low/no contact state like Massachusetts, this place is an outlier,…

After my first Masters visit in six months, it seems the decline has leveled off. Unless you have a coupon, it is still ten bucks to get in with a pat down…

As a semi-regular here, this is a tough review to write.... Not a bad one in any way but the CHANGE! Had a slow Sunday going on, so stopped in early afternoon and since parking lot…

Just got back and it is Mardi Gras so thought the place would be packed! Have never seen the parking lot so empty, and when we got in (at $20/each)...the lack of crowd and girls…

Stopped here on a Tuesday night around 7 pm there was only a few cars in the parking lot. The outside still looks pretty much the same as it did ten years ago not much…

I have been to PT's All Nude a couple times in the past year. It can be a hit or miss experience. My most recent visit was mostly a miss. I went on a Friday…

Club layout has been reviewed before, only thing new is the old upstairs dance area has now been turned into more "skyboxes." I'd say the place is about ready for a complete renovation, Legends is…

Made the trip out with my buddy on a Saturday evening, after spending some time at their sister club (Diamond Lodge) earlier that night. Overall the Royale felt like the complete opposite of the Lodge,…

I don't know if this club is under new management or ownership but like most Memphis clubs there needs to be a better understanding of what customers want. For me that would be hygiene…

This was my fifth or sixth visit to Club O in the same number of years. (I go about annually, but not on a regular schedule.) When I first visited Club O, also…

I haven't reviewed this club for a while, so I think it's time for an update. Not much ever changes here, even the dancers. It's still the dingy neighborhood bar with a lot of country…

I work as an over the road truck driver and will stop at alost every exotic dance club that has truck parking. I have been to this club before and had a decent time but…

This place is as nice as a strip bar can get. Hot girls and good beer, in a not so pushy atmo. It was a little crowded though, on this particular saturday night. Private dances…

I haven't been to this place in over a decade. Last time I was here was before all the drama with the local government went down that led to the club being shut down multiple…

Went here on a Thursday afternoon, around 10 girls of mixed ethnicity. Dances are $10 so its worth doing a couple just to get to know the girls and see if you want more. I…

I went to this club on a Saturday night after 11pm. I believe it was open until 4am. The cover was $15 and included a free water bottle, tipped $1 for the water. It is a…

I came in and because I was bored and thought I'd see what the closest strip club to me has. It seemed like a slow night for them but I came in early (before 10…

I came here on a Tuesday night. The place was pretty empty. 4-5 girls, none were knockouts but none were too bad either. Every time I come to a place like this…

Sunday Afternoon. Drove quite a distance from Boston to EB. Guess I needed some "handshakes". Brazillian Ruby was just the ticket -- after getting some preliminary affection we did 3 Lappers. Lots of attempted up-selling, but very satisfying,…

Pharaoh's made for a pretty decent trip to the Buffalo area on a weeknight. It has a light Egyptian motif, with ample parking. It's located pretty close to the airport and surrounding hotels. It's pretty…

I came on Wednesday night around 9pm I believe. It was quite dead inside. I stayed for about two hours. First lets talk about the layout. The outside area looks a little sketchy and deserted,…

This place is so upscale and nice, it truly raises the bar in this sector. You can read about the physical layout and features of the club in other posts. What I wanted to share…

I stopped by this club one Thursday evening around 6 o'clock, as soon as I arrived went straight to the bar shortly after ordering my drink I was approached by a beautiful girl with long…

Club is definitely small, but good atmosphere. One stage in the middle, and probably about 5 dancers working at that time. Most of the girls were pretty attractive, and all were friendly.…

Came here a few weeks ago with a buddy of mine and it seemed like the "B" team was there so I returned a few weeks later and there were more big booty women to…

Took a lyft to Tootsie's early afternoon on a Sunday. Lots of empty space at that time of day. Took a stroll to see all the stages and places where folks might be watching football…

Awful. Worst place I've ever been. I read the reviews and thought I'd give it a try still. As others have said it's so well lit inside that's it's awkward. There is no real stage…

Much has been written about the general nastiness of Pandora's--and I'm not referring to the people, but the place. It really wouldn't hurt to invest a little money in it. Take the men's room! Please!…

Went in on a Wednesday evening and there were about 6-10 girls working there of all types of ethnicities. Saw a couple Asian dancers who were pretty hot and took LDs with them for $20…

Cheerleaders is my go-to club when I'm in Philly. Drinks are fairly reasonable (about $6 for domestic beer), place is relatively clean, and the girls are attractive and friendly. The cover is super reasonable. Some…

On my way out the last time I was here I was introduced to Bella ( Caucasian brunette with large breasts) who intrigued me... So I came back or Sunday evening but only one girl…

Have been to a number of Vegas strip clubs over the years, but have been increasingly turned off by the poorer and poorer value proposition many of these clubs offer. Took my first trip to…

I had not had any time for clubs in years during my visits to the area so on my last trip I decided to make sure I hit one or two of my favorite clubs…

This was my first visit to the Playhouse Lounge. I felt somewhat prepared for what I was getting myself into given the previous reviews. It's a fairly smallish club with a large bar in the…

Visited on a recent Friday afternoon, arriving around 3:15. As has happened before on Fridays, they had a greeter/bouncer check ID and charge a $5 entry fee. Dancers on shift included some old faves like…

Kamasutra is one of my favorite clubs in Montreal. The main area is more open and accommodating than more narrow strip clubs (think bar downtown), and the decor is fancy and posh. The women are beautiful…

A Monday afternoon visit. Cruised up Hwy111 and saw Cheeks had ONE car on their lot (a dancers car)_, Wise Guys had three cars on the lot and two of the entertainers were outside enjoying…

I haven't visited a strip club in San Antonio in a while. My wife has high expectatations after visiting clubs in Vegas and Dallas. Needles to say a lot has changed since I've been to…

If your a couple you need to go here. My wife and I stopped in for the night after dinner. I asked the waitress what my wife was looking for and she didn't the rest.…

A group of friends and I decided to checkout seventh heaven when we were in the area. There were approximately 6 dancers on shift ranging in quality from very good to quite bad. They did…

Stopped by Secrets on Tuesday. There were about 10 girls working. I ended up getting dances and having drinks with a hot brunette - Diamond/Crystal. In the past I have always gone to the VIP,…

So I went after blowing some money at the casino. First let me tell you the girls in here are not that hot or friendly. If there are any girls in this place at all,…

Beat up bathrooms (at least the men’s), the lack of a truly private area for dances or VIP, and for the most part, a terribly misplaced and cliché selection of not-so-sexy music are the only…

Had to get out of the resort, just too much of the same thing every day. Caught a cab from Grand Bahia and it was $20 each way. There was no cover and the girls…

Whenever I'm in the Greensboro area, I go to this club. I've been here several times and I've always had a good time. I've already mentioned the layout and dance options in previous reviews, so…

This is an update to previous reviews, which were overall good. One thing I posted was that there is no heat in this club. That isn't true. It's been really cold in Portland…

I stopped in on the way home, and it was dead. Like they didn't realize I had entered and was waiting for admission dead. Like dancers were vaguely dancing (just visible from the…

Currently live in Cleveland area, but grew up outside of Philadelphia and was back in town to visit friends/family. After a night out in the city, my buddy and I decided to head to Gold…

Well well....how is it possible this club is still in business i mean seriously.... It was late Saturday night me and my boy from work went to check this place out.... Now i have been…

Tattletale continues to be an old standby. Arrived around 11:30pm, Monday night. Valet is between $3 and $5 depending on your disposition. Parking lot was half full. Dj was playing a fairly popular mix of…

Decided to try this all nude Dallas club since I wanted to check something other than Baby Dolls. Its BYOB & they give you an ice bucket. Got a few beers from a 711 nearby.…

On my way south on 19 decided to make a stop at The Vue. It was just OK a couple of good looking dancers but a few that need to buy a mirror. Really a…

Huge parking lot, too many valet spots and parked out back. Seems safe and lit. Security guard in car to keep you safe. 3 Dollar admission, not bad. 6.75 beers and I think the vodka…

Went on another trip to Baby Dolls on a regular Saturday night. If there is a televised fight or major sporting event, this club will fill up with patrons just looking to watch the game.…

Arrived about 930, which was obviously early for this club since few dancers were there when I arrived. This club has an interesting layout - a single main stage with two side stages.…

Came in right after they opened at 4pm. Was met by a young lady who goes by Victoria. Great looking boobs on her. Went back for couch dances where she did a…

Well, I was back at Bobby's again since I had some time to spare. Went on a Monday night, so I wasn't really expecting much but a good cheap drink and watching some basketball. Well,…

Well, my wife and I have not gone here in years, so we decided to take a trip out there from out west in Chicago. It's about an hour drive almost, but it is well…

Have been dropping by when in town for years. I keep coming back. Was in the area a few days ago so thought I would drop by. In general the San Antonio…

I had a little time to kill before heading to the airport on Monday afternoon, so I decided to check this club out. There were probably 15 or so dancers working when I got there.…

Visited on a Monday night. There was a good vibe, good crowd and a few decent lookers and a hottie celebrating her birthday. I started off the evening getting a dance from a…

YES, I agree with others that this place is a DUMP. Looks horrible inside and out. But once I got seated, all of those concerns evaporated.…

I frequent Sams, usually in the afternoon on Wednesdays or Thursdays. Drink prices are ok, better deal to buy a bucket of 5 domestic beers, that way you can share as you like.…

Out for buddy's Batchelor party. We had 8 in our party. No reservations and able to get us a table fairly quickly. Where here for around hour and half. My first visit to this spot.…

This place is a tourist trap and a scam. Do not, I repeat DO NOT go to this place. I came in on a Monday night around 9:00 pm. 3 girls dancing, 2 other people…

Starting about 2012, it seemed to me Roxy's started to decline in talent and value. The dancers seemed to be more interested in their phones than the customers. I only say that to…

Went in on my usual Friday night after work. Parking lot packed as usual. Paid the cover and waitress escorted me to an empty spot in front of the main stage. Got my drink and…

Likely a bad idea but it was open early Sunday evening. There were only a few cars so I waited and had to make sure they were indeed open. Took a good half…

Nice place to start off n evening clubbing. At a couple of bucks for a drink it is easy to get a nice buzz on. There is a stage across from the bar which makes…

I walked by on a Saturday night and a very tall hot black dancer with huge fake tits and a very elegant yet forceful demeanor coerced me inside. She lead me through the club…

After not having any interest in dancers at Bandaids (and now take your picture) went on to Hi-Liter. Stopped in briefly with big line up at door. Now check ID's and wand you -…

I stopped by briefly at Bandaids last night. In addition to ID check they now take your picture. Note the small camera to side of ID machine. I was not interested in…

This review is a little (7-8 months) overdue and maybe a little harsh. Was in LV for weekend with some buddies from all across the country. Been to SR on prior trips and…

This was my first time to this club. The people at the door and behind the bar were not that friendly, but I decided to stick around anyways. The dancers are all fairly attractive. They…

Stopped in my first time a few weeks ago, having never tried the LIC joints. It was a early Sunday eve and the place seemed closed when I walked in other than the…

I've only been here after midnight, so mainly seen the Eastern Europeans and a few Latinas. Girls are pretty good looking, a few are really hot. Top shelf liquor is $13 per drink. The bar…

This is one of my favorite chill clubs in Portland. Admittedly, I like it because it is out of the way and usually visit on a weeknight. I have not been for a few months,…

I made my first visit to this club a few months ago with a friend after leaving Mirage and not really looking what we saw there that night. Ended up here and probably should've just…

Start off with the mandatory Valet parking. Not sure what that does for a club. Guess it's supposed to give the impression of high class. The inside of the club is comfortable.…

Sooo, gave this place a shot on a whim. Personally, I like off the map clubs as they don't seem so canned and sometimes you may find alot more mileage as per YMMV.…

For any tourist, this is an amazing experience. The club is huge, with lot of gorgeous dancers. There can be a fee if you come in a cab. I think there is no fee if…

Visited after the 500 before going home. This club is in a run down section of town, crackhead & pros right outside the door. The club is very smokey, has a low class…

I often go to the club in the mornings and this was the first time there were more customers than dancer. I had a drink and after about 40 minutes left with no dances…

2nd time to follies in a 6 month period. Not a great experience this time. Girls are all friendly and nice. Average to above average females. I just am not completely…

Visited Alcatraz on Saturday night at about 10:00 PM. Cover was $10 and beers were $5.00. There were about 12 guys and about 7 dancers. About 3 of the dancers were sitting…

Well paid my five dollars and grabbed a booth near the bar. Decided to order food and get another drink .when this tall dirty blond Roxy walked over asked if she could sit I said…

Great club in the ricks chain. I'm a female dancer and I've danced here only a few nights and visited here as a customer. It's gorgeous inside with a huge 3 story pole and if…

This place use to be my go to. Back when it was called Rolexx. It had those particular elements that I as a PL look for. Three things in concert that I look for in…

I stopped in for the first time after the remodel. They have put a single stage back in the middle of the club, and moved the bar to the back, where it used to…