To call this place a dive...

To call this place a dive would be a disservice to dives. To start, there is no parking other than a couple of spots on the street if they are not taken by people picking up pizzas at the restaurant next door. After you do find a place to park, you need to walk in to the run down porn shop to enter. You will need to pay the guy behind the counter the $10 cover charge. After that he will point you to the door in the back. You enter in to the back room of the building to find a bar and a stage. The guy at the bar will charge you $5 for a drink. The only good part about this is that they do not seem to have any sort restaurant style bar. They will hand you a bottle of water or can of pop from a fridge. The tables seem to be from a western themed restaurant or bar. They are wooden and seem like you should be served food at them. The chairs seem to match in seeming function, but not in style. There are exposed wires dangling from the ceiling and the heater has wires hanging from it that run to the thermostat on the wall. I also noticed that the exhaust vent from the gas heater was not connected to the chimney pipe and looked to be venting in to the room.

The dancers and dances do not get much better. The girls dance to songs being played by the manager/DJ. The girl serving in both roles looks to be very young and seems to have a very high opinion of herself. She plays CDs on a DJ setup that I would expect to see a mobile DJ for parties bring in with them. The dancers each dance to 2 songs on a stage that is poorly lit and does not offer much in the way of viewing. One would think that with such a poor stage, the private dances would be the main attraction. This does not seem to be the case. The dances are done in an area right next to the manager/DJ. She glares at the girls the entire time they are doing dances. The dances are done on couches that look like the were picked up at the local thrift store. None of them match and they are sort of placed in a seemingly random manner. On the up side, I did find some loose change on the cushions.

Will I go back? No chance. There does not seem to be any AC to keep things cool this summer. In the winter they will gas people with the heater. The location sucks, the people that run the place give me the willies, and I can get better viewing and the same mileage at other clubs where I do not feel like I need to shower after I leave.