If you are in South Florida,...

If you are in South Florida, the only two clubs you need to hit are Tootsies and Solid Gold. I already wrote about Solid Gold so go read about it there. Tootsies was great. This place was HUGE! It was my last day in Florida and so I decided to Go VIP but I wouldn't recommend this route ($100+ for a Bottle of Vodka and Juice as well as a spot on a "pedestal"). The massage girls ($15/song) were really good, better than going to a massage parlor because they are sexy and strong. The girls... it was a buffet, girls of all ethnicities. Unfortunately, there weren't many super hot chicks though. I'd say about 7% were at that level. 60% were average to hot. 33% need to find a new gig. When I found the Super hot chicks, I got some private dances with them. Milage was worth it. When I found the MVP, I went to the C.P. Room. ALSO worth it. That was the ending to my night and it was very happy. I liked Solid gold better, but only by a little. Here I think more of the girls allow better milage.