Sorry to report a MISERABLE Saturday...

Sorry to report a MISERABLE Saturday night at the Body Shop. I arrived around 9:30PM, and it was as it used to be but almost empty - no girls at all. Three or four HUGE bouncers, about 250 lbs. each, walked around shaking the floor as they stomped. About a half hour later girls and clientele started to appear. As usual, the least desirable ones come on to you aggressively to dance, while the most desirable remain aloof, uninterested in giving lapdances. I learned from one dancer that the girls are not paid, but PAY THE MANAGEMENT $45 a night to work there.

I observed far fewer guys getting lapdances in the back area than I remembered from years ago. Finally I choose one physically attractive girl and go in the back, handing her a $20 tip. She abruptly tells me "You can't cum on me!" I replied, "but isn't that what guys expect?" She goes into a snit, throws back my $20, and walks away. At least she didn't keep it and give me a poor dance.

A few minutes later, one of the HUGE bouncers informs me I must leave. One does not ignore a 250 lb. bouncer, so I said, "I will, but tell me why?" I'm told that a girl had complained I was "bothering her." I left, and will not return. I was not inebriated, nor had I said or done anything offensive to anyone. At the Body Shop one nasty bitch has the power to get you kicked out, no appeal. At good clubs, the customer comes first. At the Body Shop, he doesn't cum at all!