This will strike most readers as...

This will strike most readers as a really weird review, I predict, but some of you might understand it.

A lot of girls were working tonight, many of them really terrific-looking. I arrived in a kind of semi-lousy mood, and started thinking maybe I could just get a lap dance that was so aggressive that I'd leave happy and only 60 dollars down. Not a particularly realistic plan, but I'm being honest.

The second girl I talked to goes by the name Elizabeth. Midwestern girl, smart and funny, tall, gorgeous natural body. If I'm going to continue being honest here, I'll have to admit that I followed her up into the VIP area for a half-hour with two opposing agendas: maybe I'd somehow have an unusually wild experience for a New York club, or maybe I'd just be able to continue talking to Elizabeth and just occasionally fondle her beautiful breasts and sweet butt.