Made a return trip to Bazooka's...

Made a return trip to Bazooka's last month. I hit early on a Saturday night around 7:30. Still the classiest joint in KC. Mileage had notched up a bit since my last visit, but if higher mileage dances are your thing, you're better off across the state line in KS. $10 dances are now featured on Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday nights. Dancers for the most part range from 6-9, and you can expect plenty of 9's on a weekend night. Seats are layed out like an opera house facing the one and only stage. $12 cover + 1st drink paid at the door. Absolutely no alcohol. Soda and juice will run about $3 a glass.

The hustle factor here has always been considerably higher than at other clubs in this region, but considering a common complaint in these parts is that dancers aren't hustling at all, that might actually be a good thing. Just be prepared to get a lot of requests for dances, particularly if you're sitting by yourself. Some gals can get a bit persistent when you turn them down. The couch dance area in the back is comfortable, intimate, and perfect for a really sensual dance, but don't expect Outhouse or MDFR caliber mileage here. Dancers do wear pasties, but unless you're a boob hound, you really won't notice this much.

I recommend Bazooka's if you like full nudity, lots of eye candy, and are willing to spend some moolah. To a mileage oriented customer, one who has to have alcohol, or if you're on a tight budget, it might not be worth the time though. I give it an 8.