Lame No Value Avoid

It was a $25 cover charge at 6pm on a Sunday. Red flag, but we didn’t have options because we were catching a flight to a proper strip club town, Tampa. Entered and there were 5 or 6 other customers, 4 girls in chairs looking at their phones, and a dancer on stage. The stage was about 20 feet wide with two poles. There were tables and chairs readily available. They don’t serve alcohol and we weren’t offered anything to drink. It is dark with a good sound system (not sure what details you adjudicators are looking for but I’m trying). This place is delusional and I don’t understand how they are still in business. No drinks. $250 minimum to touch a boob. Madness. $30 no-touch dances. $250 VIP. Must be a money laundering operation. No value here. Had a girl looking at her phone on stage. Total joke. Talked to girls and they all worked here for a couple months. I can’t imagine they have any regular customers or dancers. I suggest avoiding this money trap.