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I returned to Good Guys on Wisconsin Avenue after about a ten-year absence, because "I was in the neighborhood". It was mid-afternoon on a weekday and there were four dancers on the “Playbill” -- and I was the fourth member of the audience. The dancers’ names were Suzanne, Kream (NOT “Cream”) , Lia and Kia. Suzanne was one of the most beautiful bodies I’ve ever seen! in a club or on the beach. While she never lowered her g-string, she was perfectly tanned. Her breasts were accented by two clearly-defined triangles that demonstrated the cloth coverings had only been removed AFTER she left the beach. And her nipples were nicelu shaped; they sat straight up from her mounds of flesh. She spent her time walking around on the middle stage – and never really danced. Just walked here and there while she smiled at the audience.

By the way, on this particular afternoon, only the center state was in use. The last time I was here there were more dancers, and they would begin their rotations on the rear stage, move to the center stage, and then end up on the stage near the front door. Each stage is about 6 feet deep and 8 feet wide, highlighted by a 6-foot high mirror on the wall behind them that goes from one edge of the stage to the other. (Years ago, when I visited on a Friday afternoon, there were more dancers and they would rotate between the three stages, back to front.) Kream was also a beautiful dancer, just not quite as perfect. (Maybe 8.5 on a ten-point scale.) Like Suzanne she had a shapely ass, but her breasts were a little bit smaller, and she was not as dramatically suntanned. She did some nice “splits” as she walked up the stairs to take her place on the stage, but she did not move her panties aside at this point. Only later when she was lying down on the stage with her legs in the air, did she tease us by running her finger under her gusset.

This place is supposed to be “full-nude”, and it was left to the third and fourth dancers (Kia and Gia) to provide “truth in advertising”. Both of these girls wasted no time hanging ALL their clothing on a peg drilled into the wall next to the mirror behind them. And then they both grabbed a towel to wipe down the two poles on either side of the stage, plus the horizontal bar above their heads. Then, as soon as the “housework” was done, they got down on their hands and knees with their butts facing the mirror before turning around on their knees so that their vital assets were on full display to the audience. Two of the guys who had been sitting with these two dancers stepped forward and started laying multiple dollar bills on the floor between their ankles and their nicely spread calves. Remember: there is no touching allowed in DC, so both Kia and Lia were "suggestive", they adhered to the law.