Corporation is just another word for...

Corporation is just another word for club bullshit. And this club has a lot. Funny all the reviews for Christies below are by employees trying to generate biz. This club has a black eye ever since Kid Rock punched the DJ and some idiots got into a fight and a guy died in the lobby holding his guts in from a viloent stab wound. Not a good impression. First thing they do when they are going to beat your ass is drag you into the bathroom where there are no cameras. And this club has more cameras than a Vegas Casino. If Christies spent more money on a stage and lights, they might have a show. Oh but I forgot, it's 2008. There is no such thing anymore as a show or fun strippers! Those days are gone! There are a few primo dancers at this club, but the shadow of the club bullshit ruins any chance of having fun here ever. It's always the same. It's Nashville, no matter where you go in Nashville, it's Nashville. No one in this town can ever change that unless you replaced all the urban homeless crackheads with cool people. Then it would be Austin TX. This club claims to be the best club in town because it's the only club. It's competion are shit holes on the corner of crack and spray paint, and tractor pull hosier nudy bars run by dickhead ex cops. Or if that dosnet piss on the show, a thug wigger crowd will. Christies dosnet play RAP which is funny cuz most everyone in the club thinks they are black. Most of the girls just woddle around in the same outfit all night to R&B on chemicals and alcohol. Im a former DJ who when I was hired said, I am drama free. I came here to rock the house. Not get caught up in stripper and club drama. Within two months I was caught up. The other night DJ was an itailan cokehead idiot who tried to pit the dancers against me becuase I made him look like the amatuer he was and was talking his weekend shifts. I hope he's in jail now or working at Dennys as a dishwasher. What a shitbag! So what does the club do after I quit, hires one of the towns other worst DJ's ( who thinks he's Eminem ). Which is funny because that's the joke and the problem with Nashville clubs. Its the same old faces and tired dancers going from club to club because they are unhappy. Nothing new, nothing fresh, and nothing fun about any of this. When I started in strip clubs twenty years ago in Hollywood. It was like one big non stop rock music video. We rocked the fucking house! We had great dancers! Great music! Great times! Now it's all just a modern society cemetary of unhappy queen bee bitches who expect you to tip them instead of meeting you half way for it. If I had a pocket full of cash, I wouldn't spend it in Chrisites on little Hannah Montans that think their shit doesn't stink. ! I would go would down to Hooters on 2nd Aveneue or The Red Door Saloon and pick up some hot ass Vandy chick, or a hot soccer mom for my money. Fuck this corporate shithole! The last thing you need to do is give club owner Steve Cooper more money than he already has! He will just spend it on pizza and more cameras! And the dancers you tip spend all your money on the most important things such as shoes, drugs, liquor and Walmart.