It ain't the atmosphere, it's the...

It ain't the atmosphere, it's the mileage. Dark, smoky, but with hot grinding lap dances. Of course, it always helps to get to know a girl or two first. Drink prices aren't bad and bar service has always been great. And you can always sit upstairs and watch a game in a more brightly lit sports room. It's not the place to impress anyone else, but if you need it, go here.