Browns
2 Kingsland Rd, London E2 8DA, UK*

I'd still give Browns an 8,...

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clamheart
Sep 22, 2007, 12:00 AM
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I'd still give Browns an 8, but it's for the quality of the women not for the options. As a previous reviewer suggested, the back room private dances are not worth the 15 GBPs. Most Americans are accustomed to a good bit more for $30 than an air dance farther away than what you have at the stage out front. The only contact might be a shoe on your knee. Perhaps that is on scale for London, but it's disappointing at best. It seems that since the girls dance during 'break' music, they have some freedom in terms of how long they are going to spend with a particular 'patron' (sucker?) My one experience was much shorter than a full number. She was a pretty light chocolate tone, but the lighting didn't help an appreciation of her assets.

There are some very pretty girls at Browns, and seeing them naked is not an unpleasant experience. However, I was there Friday from about 5 pm to 7 pm and that seems to be prime time for hustling the back room. The interval between stage dances was about 15+ minutes, much longer than when I was there later in the evening on Wednesday. The traffic to the back room was good, so I guess the plan works well for the house, and maybe also for the girls, although I don't know what part of the 15 GBPs the girl gets.

You can't beat the price (a pound or so when the next dancer passes the pint for collection) considering the calibre of fine women, but since you can get a CBJ and more for 25 GBPs with some attractive 'models' in Soho, 15 pounds to strain your eyes is a bit much.

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