Would have been fun if I got to talk to some hot girls…

Stopped in on a Wednesday to kill some time. I had been here a couple times but it seems that unless you come at just the right time most of the dancers are already seated with regulars who hog them all night. Cover is $10 so after paying I sauntered in and sat down at the bar in hopes of having better luck this tome. There were 5 dancers there, all white, and all of them were flocked around regulars except for, of course, the largest, most unattractive one.

I had to laugh when she was on stage the DJ announced her name as Valkyrie (her stage name is different) and during the outro said some lines about scooping her up in your arms and carrying her to the VIP room for some dances. Sorry, I’m a man, not a forklift.

Anyway, since the attractive dancers were all too busy hanging out with regulars I ended up sitting alone for several minutes - that is until “Valkyrie” rode over and sat with me.

I chatted with her for a few minutes (I say chatted but really the conversation felt more of like a one way street). There was a moment of silence while I sipped my drink before she suddenly asked if I wanted to take her to the VIP room. I told her I’d think about it. I really hoped that a good looking dancer would come talk to me but with how the regulars seemed to be hoarding them it didn’t look likely.

“Valkyrie” went up for another stage dance before coming back to sit with me. I was getting bored and had already been to Teasers and seen that it was completely dead so in the absence of anything else to do I negotiated a couple songs at $20 each with her to pass the time and hoped that her titanic ass wouldn’t flatten me if she happened to decide to sit and grind on me.