Just a bar and not a very good one

Went to Topeka Sports Cabaret on a Monday night around 9pm. It was a Monday Night but still... Paid $5.00 cover charge for myself and $5.00 for my wife. We were hoping to have some fun with a stripper. The door guy happily took my money without telling me that there were no dancers there.

One bartender, One waitress, five customers (counting my wife and I).

I ordered a Miller Light for me and a Malibu and Coke for my wife. It cost $19.00! Plus a $1.00 tip for the bartender...