No Paradise this time

Paradise has always been a hit-or-miss kind of place, this time was a miss. Arrived about 5 p.m., four females working, wouldn't call them all girls as one was old enough to be a grandma. The place is good price, $3 beers, cheap booze. Seems like my membership is always expired because I had to reup the "annual" membership again.

The girls all seemed excited I was there, one said I was the third person to come in that day. I understand why: like I said, one was 50-ish and cute for age; another was oversized and other two, one black, one white, just kind of were mostly in back doing something else.

They have two VIP areas, neither are very secluded, one is behind a half wall facing stage, the other is behind stage, but with open door looking straight into the bar. It is $10 for VIP and $20 per dance. The older gal sat down with me and spent most of the time talking about going to strip clubs for years with her husband and would dance once in a while for fun and when she lost her job he encouraged her to take a job dancing.

Against my better judgement, went to VIP for two dances. Thought it had potential, but basically ended up being your basic air dance, except could touch her breasts and butt, but nothing where the g-string goes. A couple more guys came in and the other gals started talking them up. I didn't finish my drink, I decided I had as much fun as I was going to have that afternoon.

As I said, Paradise is always hit and miss, but this one was an especially big miss and I understand why I was only the third person in that day.