Avoid Avoid Avoid

I was traveling home from an event and decided to check out PT’s. I haven’t been there since Covid. Walked in to some loud rap music that was edited to take out the bad words. Really strange but not a big deal to me. Cover was $10 and 2 drink minimum. Got the pat down from the bouncer and proceeded to take a seat close to the stage. I counted about 8 dancers and about the same amount of customers. Dancers were all shapes and sizes. Fake and natural. Black, white, latina and Asian.

I was in my seat maybe a minute when a stacked AA sat on my lap. She immediately started the compliments and all the things they say to get you excited. She asked if I would buy her a drink. We got 2 tequila shots which cost me a total of $30 (with tip). Took the shot and proceed to go over her pricing. Said it was 3 songs for $100. Seemed high but I was curious and said what the hell. Had to pay $15 to the bouncer in the backrooms. We enter a small closet type room with no door. She immediately asks that I give her the $100 up front. I normally don’t but again I said fuck it. She started about half way through the first song. We make it through about half of the second song and she started the upsell. Wants to go to a vip with “no cameras” for $600. I laugh and say I’m ok. She then tells me that was our last song. By my count I maybe got 2. At this point whatever erection I had was gone and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there. She then asks for a tip. I laughed and said no.

I went back to many seat and was approached by a cute Asian. We talked for a bit and way less of a sales pitch. She then asked if I wanted a dance. Said it was $40 a song. I again laughed and said I’m good. Walked out of there as quickly as I could.