to be fair it was a...

to be fair it was a cold, gray monday afternoon -- isn't that every day in buffalo? sorry locals! parking lot held about a dozen vehicles -- sauntered in and adjusted to the clubs lightning -- big, open spaces -- weird, kinda gay art deco motif (I imagine an owner with a bad toupee and a vision) place was sparsely populated -- a table here and there of guys with brown bottles. at the bar got a drink from a cute but not overly friendly bartender -- looks like they were serving food from somewhere in the back -- one dancer on stage, plain, in cotton underwear with knee high boots -- not working for me --while she danced a little gal with rasta knots, Paris? Florida? Dallas? -- do they throw darts at the map to come up with these names? or ring toss the back bar -- Brandy, Champagne, Molson -- cruise the car lots? - Lexus, Mercedes, Recall -- anyways, she rolls up on me and wants to know what I am doing and then gives me a nice peek into her life -- I've had three doubles in the last 45 minutes! wanna dance?

since there was only two dancers -- paris and cotton drawers, she had to jump up and do her bump and hustle -- hey, what's up with those nipples? somekinda surgery gone bad? the little pasties certainly helped me maintain my impure thoughts -- thanks city fathers! downed my jigger of absolut and left --

why bother was my conclusion -- 2 dancers, a dj, kitchen staff, bt and waitress + manager -- one side note -- there was a cute little honey at the bar with a regular -- they were yakking but I didn't think they were together -- she flagged down the manager on duty and asked about working there -- he said that he didn't know if they were hiring -- she had to come back and talk to the owner tomorrow -- wtf! dude, it's suddenly amateur night! put her butt up on stage -- let her audition for crissakes! for her, not to many customers (read: creepy guys) for us patrons -- "Man, you should have been there! This hot little girl came into applay and she jumpoed up on stage..." that would make this place memorable!