About as meh as meh gets

Crossed the border to break the boredom of a wet and dreary Friday night and checked out this club which is just a little ways down Main St away from the main touristy area. There's a spacious enough parking lot in the back accessible through alleyways on either side of the building so no need for feeding a meter on the street.

For a Friday night at the end of the month the place was pretty quiet. I arrived around 11pm and paid $15 cad cover. Incidentally I was told by the attendant there was a drag show free of charge downstairs in PepperMints but I politely declined the offer. The on site ATM charged a 10% conversion charge so either walk with cash or withdraw before hand. Grabbed a Corona for $9 cad so typical strip club markup.

Layout of the club was pretty spacious with one large main stage with 2 poles and a trapeze on a chain (which unfortunately none of the dancers used while I was there). There were a couple satellite stages presumably for table dances but they weren't used during my visit. There were 2 bar areas, a private dance area behind the main stage between the DJ booth and the restrooms as well as a VIP area closer to the main entrance.

Now the girls: when I first walked in there was a slim pretty girl of ambiguous ethnicity in the middle of her set for which she got completely naked on stage and she made a positive first impression. However upon looking around the club at the other dancers hovering around, I quickly realized she was more of an outlier. Most of the girls were on the bigger side as well as a couple den mother types, one of whom was a toothpick with big silicone tits and a clit ring that she enjoyed showing off to a group of young guys who were bringing the most vibes with their recurrent cheering for every dancer.

About 20 min after sitting down I was approached by an absolutely drop dead gorgeous voluptuous Egyptian-Italian beauty named Ashley. As a sucker for an exotic woman with tantalizing curves, it didn't take much for her to convince me to get a dance.