About as meh as meh gets

Mile High Club

Humble, TX

Had a 9-hour layover in IAH so did some research beforehand on where I can kill a couple hours and blow a couple dollars and this place's website prided itself on being the closest strip…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Last stop on a boys' night out after we struck out on the nearby Midway Invader. Stayed for a couple hours from midnight to close and saw a steady rotation of onstage talent with quite…

Mustang Sally's

Tonawanda, NY

So this was my first time going to this club since it rebranded from NY Showgirls to Mustang Sally's and besides the signage there was really no cosmetic difference in the "new" club. Same layout…

Went here based on a previous review that it was a negative pressure club. Can say that was not the case, at least for me. $20 cover, then you hit the bar as you walk…

I've been to this club twice in the last few weeks. Both times after 10 on Thursday night. The club is nice, if older-feeling. It's clean and well kept. No cover or id…

I drive taxi for a living, & just dropped off some people in the Falls & decided to go to Mints. As a preface, I’d like to point out that Ontario has put in new…

It has been a couple of years since I last reviewed Mints, although I have visited on multiple occasions. Not a lot has changed and it is always hit-and-miss on the ladies. As…