Xmas At Breathless.

Much Better On A Weekday

Christmas night. Decided to step out to scratch my strip club itch. Usually not a huge fan of Breathless but it was the only club near me that was open so I said fuck it why not. Breathless has one of the biggest and best parking lots for a club so it’s always has a lot full of cars. It was semi full, wasn’t surprised to see others were looking to party as well. Walked in to a TSA-esque pat down but no cover charge. Tonight they only had the left side of the bar opened which means half the dancers which means I won’t get routed by their infamous dollar parade! Breathless is much better when only one side of the bar is opened. Less dancers makes the dollar parade easier on the pocket which is always a plus. Took a seat and ordered a Patron tequila and pineapple (9$). Waitress were very attentive and dressed nice. Bar was semi packed and it was about 12 dancers rotating the bar. All Latina usually Dominican or Colombian with nice rounds rump which this club is known for. Met a curvy Dominican hottie dressed as a elf (didn’t ask her name) with a nice pair uptop. Gave her about 40$ in barside grinds then sent her on her way to see what the rest were working with. I didn’t even bother asking about VIP because I already know it’s going to be 300+ and that wasn’t even on my agenda tonight. I would have gotten a lapdance til I see the 30$ per dance sign up! Damn is inflation even happening in the strip club? Smh Sat around waiting for the next spicy chica to approach but unfortunately tonight every other girl I was interested in was either sitting up hawking the bottle service dudes for cups of champagne or were on their phones minding their business not seeming interesting in any patrons. Bought another drink then watched the end of the MNF game and made my way out with still a wad full of singles. Overall spent about 100 bucks between the one dancer, the dollar parade and tips + drinks. Not a great night but not bad overall.