Bar as shabby as the girls

Every once in a while I return to SnS, hoping to win the PL lottery by finding a girl whose physical and financial profile might lend itself to extra cash and extra fun OTC. It almost never happens. But it has. So I return.

The first problem is the physical profile. This particular weekday evening, some of the girls looked hideous. Some were just large and sloppy. (Aside: Tubby girls in tights with excess ass making the lycra jiggle and strain before they "dress" for the bar is more effective than the rhythm method for birth control.)

There was one, though, who could pass for not ugly. Face slightly above average. Nipples way about average. Tits full and ripe. Nice legs. Ass? Nope. Too bad. In aggregate and in comparison to the barrel-bodies in heels (and the one in slippers whose tights were testing peak tension), I marked her as the solo possibility.