Slow – 2/5 Stars

Checked out Secret Lounge this past Friday night around midnight — first time going on a Friday. It was lightly raining, so maybe that played a part, but the place was very slow. Only two dancers were working (two dancers just left as walked in), and there were just one other customers inside. Not exactly the energy I was hoping for on a weekend night.

I've been to this spot back when it was Bobby's, and it was always more active and had a better vibe. This night just felt dead.

One dancer, whom I’d gotten a lap dance from before, is about 5'10" and thick. Honestly, her lap dance last time wasn’t great — more crushing pressure than pleasure, and not in a good way. She was charging $40 per song or 3 for $100, which felt steep given the lack of skills. The other dancer, Dove, had a great body and good presence on stage — she was definitely more my speed — but I didn’t go for a dance. It was too dead.