Dead on a Monday.

Was in the area for work and decided to stop by. I do not know what I was expecting, but it was probably the worst strip club experience, if you could call it that, that I have ever had.

The Parking lot and the building are run down looking. After going through the doors and handing over my ID, I was escorted to the bar for my mandatory beverage. Two bartenders in lingerie, three old white dudes at the bar, no dancers to be seen. I ordered a beer, $11 plus the two singles I set on the bar, not bad. After scoping the place out for 5-10 min, a dancer appeared from the back and came right over to me to try to sell me on some dances. Older, latina, decently attractive, but man made everything. Not my type, so I passed.

I slowly drank my beer for another 15 min or so, then set it down in front of me, next to the tip for the first beer that was still there. Over 30 min and the bartender didn't talk to me more then the first 20 seconds, on her phone the rest of the time. Two more dancers came out as I was deciding to leave, nither caught my attention. Never got that second beer.