Rumors are true

For the longest I’ve been trying to make my way to Paradizio especially with the knowledge of what you can do with how little you’ve got. I stopped by around 4:30 yesterday (Tuesday) and as you should know it’s Irvington so don’t be surprised getting here to see you’re in the hood. If you don’t know how to move around the hood then don’t bother coming.

I walked in and paid a $10 cover before making my way to a square bar surrounding a stage of 2 poles. I sat down and got a corona for 8 bucks which is a little bit more than other places I’ve been to which caught me by surprise. The bartender as another reviewer said was terrible. Not attentive at all, barely understands English, and was on FaceTime with her mom the entire time.

But enough about the bartender, I was not here to bitch and moan about this Haitian bartender I was here for the girls. Over in the corner I saw the bar side “grind” going on which confirmed what I’ve heard. A girl named Charlie came over to me, she was AA with B cup titties and a pretty decent sized ass. She told me straight up they don’t dance in this club which I already knew by now. I got her a mango ciroc for 10 bucks before she unbuttoned my pants so she could be more comfortable watching the British Broadcasting Channel. I didn’t know a girl like her knew how to sing Frank Sinatra so for her talent I gave her $60 even though I knew I could’ve been stingier.