Dirkdiggler5678

Good god did I just attend the American heart associations obesity awareness night? Jesus Christ this place is absolutely brimming with obese land whales. when you first arrive there’s the usual ID check. Then you go to the bar to pay. $22 for entry (which is higher than neighboring stateline showgirls, and stateline is far better). The ONE pro is that the bar girl is hot as fuck. But she doesn’t dance so whatever. Then the dancers… my god it was just an absolute parade of lard. I swear, I know a club may have fat girl or two, but Jesus Christ they just kept coming. One after another. Probably 16 fatties on the stage in succession. The only thing worse was when one of the beached whales was doing some kind of twerking move and her gargantuan ass cheeks would repeatedly part to reveal a jeweled but plug in her ass. Normally that would be hot, but the bag of wet cement that she called a stomach repeatedly slapping on the floor made the entire thing just disgusting. I felt like I was gonna puke at one point. I legitimately thought maybe she ate the butt plug unknowingly while furiously scarfing down her daily 10 Big Macs and now the butt plug was making a comeback but she forgot to wipe. Yuck. Oh, also they don’t have a DJ and they play an automated track. But it’s somehow fucked up. And it played the same song over and over and over. It has to have played 15 times in a row. And NOBODY did anything about it. Fucking idiots running this club. Just an absolutely terrible club. One of the worst I’ve ever been to. Stay far, far away.