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Rejected Review

early lift off but still a good experience

Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064
so i show up about 9 on a wednesday not especting much as storms are rolling in to the houston area. i was right there were maybe 7 girls working hard to tell as some were permanently in the floor dance area so maybe as many as 12. most are cuban. most are big bootie girls which usually doesnt work for me. a lot of natural breasts that looked ok but i would prefer a spinner. the bartenders were both guys and no personality. there was one hot waitress and that was it. so the stage show was nothing much to behold. several of the girls i watched didnt even show their tits some of the cubans approached but nothing i was interested in so i sent them away to check with me later. there were two white girls working one a red head that i thought about approaching and then davina showed up. she is from CA and moved here a couple of years ago and started working as a dancer after being a bartender. it was nice to have a conversation in english as opposed to the broken spanish. she is a little chunky which normally doesnt work for me but she had a great face and nice hair so i went with it. we went in the dance area and she told me prices and asked how many i wanted i said three. she was good and handsy and asked if i wanted to invest in her and i asked if i would get a good return on my investment. she claimed she would. so inflation has hit this place. the bottle now costs 165 bucks and then she wanted 500 for 10 dances or a n hour. so ok. then the hand outs begin again like last year. she asks for a tip for her managers, 100. then the waitress who brings the 8 dollar bottle wants a tip to not come back. 40 bucks. oh now getting down to business. stuff happens and she is talking very dirty and taking care of the little brain. she tells me let her know when i am ready and she suits it up and well in the words of Scott Miller, it didnt take too long, before i know how long it would take. embarassed but happy we spend another 30 mminutes talking and had a nice time. i think this is still an accessible place but i am worried the class of women are coming down and the costs are rising higher than the value. i didnt not see any other guys partake of the upstairs but if you find something you like i think you can have it with tacit approval of the club. good luck