The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Stripper with a Side of Asparagus

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Apr 18, 2023, 11:20 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

This excursion was my first visit to TSJ in a couple of months. $12 Lunch Special which this monday (4/17/23) was cooked to order catfish, pork chops, with the option of a $25 8oz Filet Mignon, all of which were served with one side and a soup or salad. I drank house Vodka Cranberry for $7 a pop, the drink special was Fireball or Peanut Butter whiskey for $8 (Definitely not my monday afternoon beverage choice). When I got there around noon, the place was nearly empty but things picked up around 1-1:30. I was immediately able to spot about 12 girls who seemed to be having their lunch hour, chatting over their meals and playing on their phones. Despite this, I was approached shortly after placing my order by one 'Tawny'. She wasn't what I was looking for so I politely declined her company. Fit, good looking, but not my type. I sat in the center of the front room, at a midpoint between the three stages, one of which (main stage) was in use shortly after I arrived. The other two side stages remained empty until I left. The first girl on the stage went by 'Mary'. Beautiful face, presumably of indian or middle-eastern descent. I gave her a small stage tip, got my mini-lap and went back to my meal. She joined me shortly after, we had a pleasant conversation about whether or not she likes being a stripper (Not exactly what I expected when she walked over). Midway through my meal, we went back for a LD. Mostly private LD rooms, good seating and clean (both the rooms and the girls) from what I could tell. She was a bit reserved in her LD's and did not seem to want to make much eye contact which is irregular for me, but she seemed flattered when I told her I'd "snap her thong off in a heartbeat". This comment likely also tipped her off to my extraneous desires, which she offered assistance with. I will say that most of my LD's have been very high contact and this one was not much different. All in all if you're a geezer who LDK's during every dance, it would be a safe bet. After our dances she came with me back to my table and we chatted for a moment longer about the club and girls and their VIP situation. I did not listen very well, I was still thinking about her thong. At some point during my meal I moved onto another girl on stage, 'Corinne'. Lightly tattooed, nice body, slim but tall woman, pretty face. I gave her a stage tip as well, and she came over to my table shortly after. I chatted with her for a moment, she had a much more light-hearted and humorous air about her than the previous girl. She was a bit friskier than Mary, so I took her back for a few songs. Pretty high contact, but I will say she had these weird studded panties that I can only assume are meant to deter touchy old folks. They did not deter me, but I was apprehensive to pull anything on my first meeting with these ladies. I rubbed her a bit up front then went back to handling the caboose. Only had her for two songs or so, but it was more passionate than the last. Shortly after this I finished my meal and left by which point it was much busier than when I had arrived. All in all, it was a good weekday club experience. Got plenty of attention from the girls, food was great, drinks were not terribly priced and I left fairly satisfied, with my wallet exactly $200 lighter. Will certainly return.

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