Showgirls Inc.
19995 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33157

Pretty mediocre club in all honesty, only worth if you're in the area already

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PassTheDutch
Apr 6, 2023, 3:52 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

PLACE: The club is pretty alright. There's two main dance areas with most of the action taking place in the main ballroom and the back hosting a second smaller stage on weekends. It's not the most run-down club I've ever been to but it's perfectly mediocre. Patrons are also just a bunch of regular ass dudes and the DJ is fucking annoying if you pay attention to him but you can tune him out pretty easily.

PEOPLE: The dancers at the aren't too bad, since it's Miami the majority is definitely latina cubana types if that's what your about(I am so I'm pretty happy about that). On weekends there are plenty of dancers around but there can be times where the VIP sections are hoarding up most of the talent while the rest of them are just sitting there on their phones or doing nothing. Tip parade is also very prominent here so be ready for that. There is a variety of women that come and go but there's consistently 1-2 girls that meet all my standards.

On slower days they do try to enforce a two drink minimum so be prepared for that. I don't like to drink and drive so I usually settle for the overpriced($4-6?) bottles of water while I'm there. Dances are $25 each and vip is $200 from what I recall. Mileage varies from dancer to dancer but I've rarely left disappointed so on average it's pretty good. Worst dance I ever got here was from a tall blonde lady with amazing tits who just had the most aggressive lap dance I've ever experienced in a shitty way.

Overall, I'd say the club is perfectly mediocre. It's like a Mcdonald's strip club. it gets the job done if you're passing by and you don't feel like driving further to a better strip clubs. I mainly just visit if I'm in the area and I need a fix lol. I've visited showgirls a few times and while it's surprised me a couple of times usually I leave with a so-so experience that I don't feel bad about having but doesn't have me excited for another visit.

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