the Doll House
Ave. Andalucia (#100 Puerto Nuevo (2do Piso Panaderia el Crucero)) San Juan Puerto Rico

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dannyboy3
Mar 11, 2023, 3:33 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

The same owner has 4 clubs in San juan. This is the early one. Open at 3 closing at 12. Came on a Friday night. Neighborhood is ok, but slightly sketch. After a $20 fee and pat door I was buzzed in and climbed up to a second story club. Space is tiny, no mare than a 30x30 square. With a small, circular stage to the side. Furnished old and there is seating for about 20.

Coke is $5 and you must have a drink at all times. There were 8 dancers and about 10 pls. There were 3 dancers at the 5-6 range, but all kinda ugly in the face. The other 5 were quite unattractive and I wouldn't accept a free dance from any of them.

The girls are hands on, but communication was difficult due to the extreme, even for PR accent. I speak Spanish but these girls were hard to follow. Lots of slang etc. Dances are $40 and rooms are $250. You get 30-45 minutes in the room and extras are explicitly mentioned. I think that is above the 250. But that may not be true, the dancers were inconsistent.

You can get chair dances with various levers of access for tips. I stayed about 1/2 hour and decided nothing was appealing.

I would absolutely skip this one. See my other reviews for the remaining clubs

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