Efficiency!

I believe I have finally achieved the most “bogarts” experience in my many times there’s. My entire visit took 20-25 minutes from door to door. Pretty slow night, walked in and paid the cover (5) and took a seat at the tables between the bar and the stage and order a coors (8). Within five minutes over strolls Buffy, a former dancer who is now back. Thin, very tight body, blonde with some cute b cups. I would surmise she used to be incredibly hot but she’s about 5-10 years past her prime. She proceeds to point out her ankle bracelet as the reason for her return to dancing. After five minutes of small talk she directly describes the menu which is reasonable. I buy a shot off the thick Latina shot girl for 10 - Buffy doesn’t drink which again appears to be related to the ankle bracelet. We go upstairs, 10 to the attendant, 140 to the girl for a nice long conversation.

After we finished up I realized that basically satisfied everything I was looking for for the evening and I walked out. Were there other dancers there? Probably. Could I have made a night out of it? Sure. But for convenience and directness you can really beat Bogarts.