Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road Baltimore, MD 21202

pleasently surprised by p-house

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thxwf
Dec 11, 2022, 5:07 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Arrived 8:00ish on Friday evening. Parking was just across the street in a fenced lot and cost $15 to the bouncer. Cover was $20 plus a couple bucks tip. Solid crowd at that early hour but plenty of open seats initially. I sat at the bar and ordered a tequila ginger, I think ($17 + tip). So yeah... well over $50 bucks just to get started. Club is two stories, a couple of stages on main floor, and very clean with a corporate feel but not sterile. There's a restroom attendant but he wasn't too annoying.

Maybe 7-8 dancers initially but about half on their phones or posted up with regulars, so it didn't look promising at first. Things got better pretty quick as many more dancers began to arrive after 9:30 or so and fill the place up. Over the course of the night, it was very easy to get any dancer's attention... make solid eye contact or throw a few ones on the stage and it was on. I chatted up a dozen girls or more, all were friendly and not pushy or desperate. I was very happy to see an all time fave of mine from another local club working at p-house now. Natalie... tall and slim, dark hair, angel face, giant natural titties. Good conversationalist, had great rooms with her at previous location. Would have grabbed my first room from her, but by the time I was warmed up she was all booked so this was a missed opportunity for me. I bought three private dances:

1) Jinx (9:00ish): Total fucking smoke show. Gorgeous face, pig tails, crazy curves. Essentially an extremely hot anime character in the flesh. Chatted her up awhile at the bar before she went on stage. I liked her vibe so I told her to find me when she was done. Intending to limit it to a 15-min test drive, I was easily upsold to a 30 min which cost $300 plus optional tip. Room was on the upper floor of the club, private, closed door with glass panes. Jink gave a 100% solid dance. Overall just a PG-13 for contact, but I got to squeeze what I wanted to and she threw in some nice dance tricks.

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