Ol' Reliable

2pm. $5 entry. No booze. 1 required non-alcoholic beverage each ($5 Gatorade/$4 bottle of water). The recent review that said Doll House looks like someone tried to build a strip club in their basement is hilariously accurate. Small square room. Entrance at the bottom right corner. Bar on the left wall. Rectangular stage in the middle. 4 corner poles and an H-shaped pole in the center. LD booths across from the stage. Slot machines in the top left corner (this is where dancers usually eat/text/avoid customers). Men’s room between slots and stage (no troll). A snack vending machine and faded old skating rink confetti carpet are the cherry on top of this dirty little hole in the wall.

My friend and I saddled up to the bar. There was only 1 dancer at first. A familiar 40ish pale curvy brunette. She just smoked cigs and watched Tik Tok vids all day. The next girl was light skin AA, wavy brown hair, B cups, with a jiggly medium ass. Tossed a Lincoln on stage to get her nude for a 2 song set. Great body. Meaty pussy lips. Southern accent. She offered me a dance ($30) but I declined. Harley was up after her. A skinny tattooed brunette but I swear her ass has gotten bigger. Looked juicy in a hot pink g string. A cow got on stage next. Haha, really though. The curly mullet punk rock chick (C cups/med ass) was wearing a cow costume with ears and all. This somehow enticed my buddy into a $30 LD. He said it was a boring air dance and he wasn’t a fan of hairy pits/prickly legs. Luna was looking pretty damn hot in a lacy black bodysuit and cropped hoodie. Milf. Long brown hair. Big naturals. We tipped her on stage but she ran off with a regular.

The waiting game. The girls were in their usual corner by the slots. This time they were coordinating a group food delivery order. Dancers stopped going on stage for about half an hour but were giving plenty of LDs. I thought about getting a dance from the light skin girl because she had a great ass. Especially when she arched her back on all fours. Drool. I held out for the talent at Sinsations. My buddy, however, took one lucky dancer back. Bbbjcim. Gave her $100 + 2 dances ($60).