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Quick visit Sunday afternoon

Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142
I visited briefly because it was close to the airport. It was after 2pm on Sunday. The parking was free. Cover charge was $20. I spent $10 for beer and $10 for a beer for a dancer who sat down next to me. She didn't speak much English, and besides the music in the place is insanely LOUD, you can't hear anything else anyway. Two other dancers came and ordered themselves beer, I assume they expected me to pay for them, but I told the bartender I didn't order them, she acted surprised but didn't make a fuss. I paid only for the two beers I ordered. Total $25 including the tip. I think I'll try other places next time, I dont like $20 cover charges, unless I plan to spend a decent amount of time in a place.

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Champphilly
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Dolfan
Not much here detail wise, but approving anyway because it does kinda capture the feel of this joint with the presumptuous dancers, higher prices and fake high end "On the River" naming when "By the scrapyard" is really more accurate.
Lockjaw
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Jimmy108
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RockAllNight
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Not Enough Club Details This IS a strip club is it not???