DONT GO TO THIS SHIT
I PROMISE YOU WILL HAVE A SHIT TIME
PAID 30 TO GET IN, BITCH IMMEDIATELY TALKED TO ME AND MY HOMIE WHEN WE FIRST GOT THERE…HOE SAID $50 HERE OR $80 THERE
IM FROM FUCKIN DALLAS SO THIS SHIT WAS HELLA WEIRD, THREW THAT $50 AT HER ASS & SAT RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING STAGE.
FELT SORRY FOR THE SORRY ASS STRIPPERS AND TRIED TO TIP ONE, TOUCHED HER A LITTLE ON HER LEGS SHE SAID DONT TOUCH HER..COOL, MAINSTAGE BET I GET IT…BUT SHE RUINED HER CHANCES AT GETTING A LAP DANCE FROM ME.
DJ WAS TRASH AS FUCK, TALKED TO GOD DAMN MUCH AND WAS WEIRD AS SHIT.
AFTER LISTENING TO THE WEIRD ASS DJ FOR SOME TIME…ANOTHER BITCH COMES OUT OF NOWHERE HALF WAY SCARING ME TO DEATH AND SAID “ITS $150 TO SIT HERE” AT THIS POINT IM IN A SHOOT OR FIGHT MOOD…I CALLED THAT BLACK “BOUNCER” OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WAS OVER AND SAID MAN THIS BITXH TALKING ABOUT $150, HE ASKED WHAT WE PAID..I SAID 150 AND HE SAID OK DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
REST OF THE NIGHT I WANTED ONE OF THE LAME ASS MF PEON REGULARS TO TRY AND START SOMETHING JUST SO I COULD TEAR THAT SPOT UP
WE LEFT AND EVERYBODY LEFT AFTER - EVEN THEY KNEW THE SHIT WAS BOOBOO BUT THEY DIDNT WANNA BE THE FIRST TO GET UP…
ORDERED A 20$ QUESADILLA FROM THE DUDE OUTSIDE…THAT WAS MY NIGHT
IMMA STAY OUT HERE IN THE HOOD, ILL LEAVE THAT WEIRDO SHIT TO YALL AUSTINITES
