sinclair's Review

I hit up Teasers Gentlemen’s Club on a Wednesday night at 20:00. The strip club is on the left of a long one-story building. The right of the building is an Adam & Eve sex shop. Upon entering the club, you have the choice to go to a room to the left or a room to the right. The room on the left is a bar and restaurant. The room on the right is the strip club. The cover charge to enter the strip club was $7. They will allow persons under 21 to enter the club, but they must pay a $20 cover charge. Sincweisers were $4. You can get your drinks at the bar and walk them over to the strip club or have the waitress fetch them for you.

The strip club room has a large square island stage in the middle of the room with a fifteen foot spinning pole. The VIP area is behind a wall that is about four feet tall with a tinted glass barrier on top of it. It is supposed to offer privacy from the main room, but it did not feel too private, since it was basically a snake-like communal dance area in my opinion. The non-private dances take place in a small room in the back corner with several couches facing each other. There seemed to be some kind of robot DJ/computer system that introduced the dancers and played the music. The walls of the club are covered with pictures of pornstars and feature dancers. I got the impression all of them have feature-danced at Teasers in the past.

Most dancers were Caucasian, but some might have been Native American as well. Dancers ran the gamut of attractiveness here from about a 3 to a 7.5. There were dancers worth pursuing more intimate encounters, but there were others that weren’t even worth a second glance. When feature dancers come through Montana, they get their 8’s and 9’s. There was no contact at the stage. You put your dollars on the stage and the dancers will come over and give you a close up. Dancers do get completely nude on stage. Another observation was that almost every dancer here seemed to be sucking on a vape.