Semi-Royal time at the Pines

Plenty has been said about the layout here, I don't need to re-hash that. I hadn't been to the Royalty Room since well before covid, and still have fond memories of Ariel, Shy and a couple others from the old crew, and the $10 songs & $80 BJs. I showed up around 10 or so on a Wednesday night, not expecting much with the recent reviews. The door guy said there were only 2 girls, but I went in(like I was going to bail after an hour drive, right).

There were 2 other guys in there at the time, and another came in shortly after me. There was a cute, but thicker than I like blonde, sitting with one of the dudes, and a slender, but not crackhead skinny, fairly cute brunette dancing. Angel or Angie, I think. She swung around to collect a few singles from me and sold me on a private dance right away. When she was done with her turn on stage I went over to pay for several songs ($20 each - @&!#%?). The guy was cool enough to offer a 15 minute deal in the VIP room for $120, which is a closet about twice the size of the other closets, but it has a chaise lounge that barely fits in there, but it was way more comfortable than the chairs in the regular closets. A lot easier to get your groove on for sure.

Angie (or Angel) wasted no time getting nekkid and getting me out of my britches. We had already settled on a price for head that was 50% higher than the old days, but what the hell, it was my first out of town business trip in over 2 years. I hadn't been out playing during that whole time, so I had a decent budget for multiple evenings of debauchery. Anyhoooo, after a couple minutes of making out, playing with those cute little A/B cups with long hard nips, and some classic stripper grinding, she got right "down" to it and man, I gotta say she has the skills to get the job done. The saying "Greatest Of All Time" is way over used when guys get good blowjobs, but I'm here to tell you she is among the top 5 I've ever had. She made it last until the "2-minute warning" then turned it up to 11 and went for the score at the buzzer. She made sure Mr. Happy was completely happy before spitting in a wipe and cleaning him up with another one.

All in all, I'd go back, even at the new prices. You can get an escort for less for longer, but there's just something exciting about gettin' with a stripper in the club. Especially when she has oral skills for the ages.