Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

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Whitetail00
Jun 18, 2021, 6:05 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I had a bit of ME time on a Friday night so I decided to spend it at the Playhouse. Pink building that sits right on a major highway so it is very easy access. Large parking lot that was not filled at all. Actually maybe 15-20 cars. As you enter thru a foyer of sorts, the rectangular bar is right in front of you with the waste facilities to your left and the DJ booth and mirrored wall to your right. No temp check was given and bar seating is open. There was a loose ceiling tile in the Men's room.

I paid the Barmaid my $10 as I took a seat on the right side of the bar towards the back. I was almost directly across form the dressing room door so it was nice to see all the women that were coming in or out. My $10 got me 2 free waters as I sat watching the women on stage as well as enjoy the women doing the dollar parade. I always got a kick out of the dancers radar in this place. As soon as your ass hits the stool and a few dollars are placed on the bar, they swoop in to be the 1st to get your money even if the seat is still cold under your ass. They know you just walked in and sat down they watched you, yet need to be in attack mode to keep the prey from the other predators. Almost comical.

There were quite a few dancers working that came over to say hello and shake my hand but the one that enticed me most on this night was a Dancer (Veteran dancer whose name starts and ends with the same letter and no, it is not the fantastic Andrea) that I have seen before, tipped before but never got a private dance from so I decided it was time. She is sexy enough, playful enough in a sultry way but I was not thrilled with how she stretched out the song count and definitely not thrilled with how she decided to make the inside of my sorts the receptacle of her labor. That actually pissed me off and I let her know it too. She was asking for a big tip (which I despise when they do that) but that just was not gonna happen. After expressing my discontent with her, I did tell her "Never Again" and left. I don't think she gave a shit one way or the other but I learned a valuable lesson for the future. Like I said, not a terrible night but have had MUCH better at the House.

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