Bucks Cabaret
Closed
2908 S Christopher Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Tried several times, nothing happening

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stlard
Nov 24, 2019, 4:51 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I tried to come here three separate times, cause I was tired of my other Philly go-tos and wanted to see what was up. Man, was it disappointing. The club is way out by itself in the middle of nowhere near the docks, definitely need to drive there or take a cab. There is plenty of parking out front and around the back. When you enter and go through a metal detector (twice there was no cover, once it was $5) you go to the left and doors enter into the main room. There is a large central stage with chairs around it, tables spread throughout the room and booths along the wall. There are a couple of other satellite stages around the room, and a bar towards the back. Seemed like a fine layout.

But the biggest issue was that the vibe was so dead! First time I showed up, which I think was a Thursday evening around 7 or 8pm I was the only one there, with no visible dancers. I didn't want to be the first idiot at the club so I left and went elsewhere. The next time, it was the same deal! Finally, I figured I would give it a shot later on a Friday (probably 10 pm) to see if things pick up. There were a few more people there (maybe 10 patrons?) and 5-6 visible dancers. There was some variety of the dancers, mostly thicker, not terrible looking but not great either. But, it took me forever to get a beer at the bar, and after maybe 30mins of sitting at a table and not seeing much of anything that piqued my interest, I decided to take off. At this point I'll just keep going to Cheerleaders.

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Tried several times, nothing happening