Crappy club

Figured I would give this place a shot. It was pretty awful if you want to save the time of going through the review. It’s a dingy bar across the street from the casino. As I pulled in, I saw one dancer on her phone in her car. I walked into the bar and the guy who I’m guessing doubles as the bouncer/bartender said something about the air conditioning and that they let most of the girls go (there were only two working) and that the entry fee was $5 instead of $10. Given the one girl was in her car, I was stuck with the girl at the bar eating a sandwich at 4pm. She had some cushion to her and was not particularly attractive. I was already here and paid so I figured I would get some dances with her. Her name is Vegas. I paid $70 for 8 minutes.

We want into the lap dance room and my first complaint is that the chairs are pretty tight which basically eliminates any ability to be straddled. She came in and said I could touch anywhere but her pussy or nipples. I get the pussy. That’s everyone’s rule. But the nipples? Weird. Anyways, she pulled everything off and set the timer and got started. To call it an air dance was an insult to air dances. She was a solid two feet away from me the entire time. The only time that she wasn’t were when she kneeled on my legs to put her tits in my face. Now I like tits in my face, but based on her tonage, my legs were fucking hurting while she was doing this. I was honestly just waiting for the 8 minutes to be up. Won’t be back