Not a local = Problem

Possibly the shortest and worst strip club experience ever. Went up to the doorman, and paid my cover. Walked up to the stairs past the coat check, and up to the next level where the club was. Took a seat at the bar. A few scantily clad dancers with customers. Was there perhaps 15 seconds (before I could even order a drink) and men in suits with earpieces that looked like the secret service descended on me and walked me back to the second level (coat check). I'm not sure if I perhaps was supposed to tip the coat check man and failed to do so. Given that the girls in the club (for the 15 seconds I laid eyes on them) were underwhelming, I decided to exit the club before things took a turn for the worse. Got mocked by the doorman on my way out. Yes, they kept my small cover amount, but who cares? This isn't a way to run a business. Clearly, this club is only for locals. If you're a tourist, try another country. I can recommend several in Europe, but not Scotland!