Cayanne - faster than Jiffy Lube

I was in the Philadelphia/Southern NJ area on business. It was 6;45 PM and I had a late customer dinner in Valley Forge area at 8 PM. I was on the NJTPK extension heading toward PA when I realized I had enough time for a quick (very quick as it turned out) visit to the PH , which is about 6 miles from the TPK exit at US 130. I rolled into PH at 6:57. Sat at the bar and got a soda from Lisa (night manager and bartender all in one) for $ 5. Sasha was on stage and looking really good. Before Sasha could finish her set, I was approached by Cayanne. Now, for background for those who do not know the PH, Cayanne is an institution there. She is 56 years old, pretty, pleasant, dark hair, in great condition with flat abs and a lean, slightly muscular body (she must hit the gym daily, plus take a fair share of "diet" pills). Cayanne is not to be confused with Cheyenne, an old trashy blonde who no longer works at PH. Generally , I prefer blondes, but this was a rush visit. I hadn't CD'd with Cayanne for maybe 6 or 7 years. so, we head to the back room up the stairs and in the back, away from traffic. There were curtains, but no passerbyes in this location. Anyhow, within the first 60 seconds of song one, she puts me in position away from the cameras and goes to work. total relief by song two. Gave her a $ 20 tip and was out the door by 7:10, a new PH record (at least for me) for both time and minimal funds spent. As I was getting in my car, I chuckled and thought to myself "Cayanne, faster than Jiffy Lube".