Disappointing On Several Fronts

OK, so I arrived @ 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. They open at 4:00 and, after passing through the metal detector, found the place to be nearly empty. He Floor Manager told me there would be dancers shortly. Took a seat at the bar, was disappointed to find there was no draft beer . The most exotic bottled beer available was Corona.

I typically sit at the bar, which is quite far removed from the stage and left me facing the wrong direction. There were seats circling the stage, but I really don't think there was staff to wait on anyone there.

The very pretty barmaid told me there were only two dancers on duty. One was a to, slightly heavy black woman who came out and chatted with a Hispanic guy down the bar from me. The other was a tall blonde, who went for the only other patron.