First Time

After my last two visits to HiLiter when I walked away with all of my dancer budget I decided to try a different club after work on Monday. Traffic was terrible and not helped by the train at 19th Ave and Grand Ave going back and forth, not going anywhere but keeping the traffic light red. I thought about turning around and bailing but real PLs find a way. I finally was able to bail and make it to Dirty's. Plenty of parking around back.

No one at the front when I entered but immediately was greeted by a bouncer who asked if I had any weapons, answered No and no pat down followed. First time in this club so I as checking the layout. To the right was a bar where most of the customers were at and about 5 high table with stools. Beyond that was the restrooms, not really clean but not dirty either, water leaking around the urinal and no troll in sight (+1 over HL). From the entrance to the left is a stage with two mirrored posts that block your view if seated in the main area with tables. I took a seat at one of the tables, seats are in very good condition (+2 over HL). Each table has a small lamp in the center that can be moved. Quick service by the waitress, a hot Asian, best looker in the place as it turns out. The place is more like a sports bar with half naked women strolling about. In front of the stage is a huge TV screen, today showing a replay of the NBA finals. I ordered the $5 lunch special that runs I think until 5PM. It comes with either a hamburger or steak and fries along with a 12oz draft beer. Good pricing but I have to give a +1 back to HL for the food quality, not bad but HL is much better (and HL is free with website coupon when you purchase a drink.)

While waiting for my lunch order, I am checking out the talent and I am not impressed, another +1 back to HL, making it even now. First dancer to approach while waiting for my food should have stopped dancing about 15 years ago. I'm not a spring chicken any more but I'm not dancing half naked either. I gave her a polite no and continued to checkout the dancers. I was thinking that I was going home with my available funds again and then...

A fairly attractive dancer with a nice body comes over and introduces herself as Mia. After agreeing, she leads me over to the chairs by the wall instead of the table in the center where I was. She sits in my lap waiting for the next song, not much small talk which is fine with me. When it's time, she pulls her top down and begins. Definitively a +1 or more over HL because surprise surprise, touching is allowed. She plants her ample bosoms in my face and I fall into this dream about My Pillow "For the best night's sleep in the whole wide world" and it was. If I was keeping score with HL, game's over, Grand Slam. I'm happy that I got out and about, not completely giving up with HL because many good experiences there but for now I've got a new favorite.