GABC is a good time

I was in Phoenix for work, I had been here once before and wanted to go back. It's easy to find (thanks google) with a well lit parking lot in the front that felt safe. The bouncers are fine, just doing their job. Inside you have to pick between going right into the nude area or left into the topless area where there is a bar and alcohol. Both sides are clean and reasonable. I wouldn't eat something off the floor, but it was clean enough that it didn't detract from the experience.

The nude side has always been pretty empty when I have been there (3 times now). It's a little odd to wander over to check it out, find it deserted, and then wander back, but I've never been on a Friday or Saturday night. I've seen a couple of dances on that side but most of the ladies and customers seem to hang out on the topless side.

The topless side is great. My only complaint, which is the same complaint I have about every place I've been, is why does there have to be a DJ that no one can understand yelling at everyone every 2 minutes? The music sounds good so the DJ shouldn't sound like a cheap stereo turned up to 11. But we didn't come for the DJ! The stage is nice and there is a small stage further back near the bar. I paid $30 for a lap dance with several ladies and YMMV. One was very sweet and I could touch her hips, one bounced on my crotch like a jackhammer (not good) and pushed hard for tips before I even paid her, another grabbed my hands and put them on her tits, and another... is my new crush. I went into the back with Beverly for lap dance in a semi-private back room where touching is allowed. I think I paid $150 before tip and it was the best thing I've ever done with $150. Nothing illegal, just a wonderful time with a beautiful and sensual woman. I ended up going back the same week, but I'll put that in the next review.