Facility is clean but low rent, girls seem cute

So my first time checking out the scene in Seattle. After reviewing tuscl I decide to give this Lakewood area a chance. I figure if one club isn’t doing it then there are others a short uber away.

I started at Pandora at about 10:30. Cover was 20 with soft drink included. Doorman was friendly enough but you immediately know this is not a club that’s trying to be fancy. Everything is basic. I find the bar but there are literally no barstools which messes up my normal “new club” routine, I generally like to scope out from the bar before picking a corner. The place is pretty big and pretty empty. The chairs are like you might expect at Lubys cafeteria in 1988. Clean and new looking but straight up metal frame chairs with simple vinyl seats. Lighting is shitty. All red. Girls seem very conscious not to put on pressure, to a fault. I guess that’s generous. Most girls are checking their phones and oblivious that a new customer had come in and ignore me. A cute young AA girl “Royalty” came off stage and struck up a convo while I’m standing at the bar. She’s bubbly and cute and has a shapely ass which she doesn’t mind casually rubbing against me lightly as we talk. She asks for a dance and then sweetly gives me some room when I turn her down. Nice girl. Maybe another time. Looking around I think she’s the only AA and every other girl is white.

I find a seat on a bench/couch built into the wall. But it’s not like a comfortable restaurant booth, I think I could have made it. Back seemed vertical like it was a piece of plywood nailed to the wall and upholstered.

Ivy comes to talk to me. Young spinner type says she’s been dancing less than six months. We chit chat and I decline dances and she walks off giving a nice teaser wiggle of her ass in butt floss.

I get an uber to the next place because this place is not doing it. I check if I can re-enter just in case the next place is worse. It is Sunday after all. Uber to Ricks. Just up the road a few miles. $6 uber. To be continued in a review under Ricks.