An empty sad place

So this happened a week ago around 9pm. I went on a strip club spree. Wanted to check out the Philly scene. I've heard of good things happening here. I knew the girls weren't the best Lookers but I heard certain things were allowed. So I pay the cover, and once I'm inside. I notice it's completely dead. I mean there were probably 3-4 patrons and there was not a single girl dancing. There was maybe 1-2 girls (pretty bland looking) and they were sitting with those men. I just felt completely out of place. Not to mention the place looked a bit dirty and small. So I just ordered a water ( I never order water). Paid and decided to stay a few minutes to see if more girls would come in. After waiting for 5-6 minutes I just left. Literally my fastest visit at a strip club. Maybe I came in too early? But yeah this place was completely dead.

You know what?! I didn't even see a titty, not even one titty. SMH sad day.