Saw a Gem

I showed up on a mining expedition. I paid my entry fee of 10$. They asked which size I wanted, I chose a small for 5$.

I went in. A Kitty offered her services, but I declined. I carry heavy machinery. Not she a dancer that skinny could handle it. (If anyone k oews otherwise, message me.) The was another woman of Faith that offered her services, but I was here to go mining. I wasn't Enticed and so finally a woman's favorite gem appeared. She is looking pretty good and I know I fit the type of man she prefers. So off we went to the far back corner. It was dark. She got my machinery revved uo and put on the mining hat. Soon we were boring for gems. The machinery started workkng overdrive but this Gem had no problem handling it. Once we got near the payday this gem to off the miners hat and had a huge explosion go off on the big manmade mounds above the mine.

I will look forward to mining for more gems soon.