Bad acting; she should’ve just acted natural

Dropped in since it was on my way home one day. Got the typical vulture experience of being asked for tips before I even had my ones. Took one c cup Italian broad for a dance. Before during and after the dance she was attempting to affect some kind of noir fem fatale voice, gravelly and just off putting. She suggested that my dick would come out during the dance. Of course it didn’t and she tried to parlay that into me getting a vip. The couch dance was sub par. She is not a dancer; just a hooker. She found and humped my thumb at one point. Her entire body was caked in make up. So now I had to deal with a make up smeared outfit to try to hide or explain later. After the shit dance I thought I’d hang around and try for some other chick who could Fourier out how a zipper works. Finished my drink and decided to leave once a black chick ambulated on stage. Bad timing because little Italy also happened to be leaving simultaneously. We were parked next to each other; and she had this look on her face like I was following her. Nope; if I wanted it I’d have gone for the champagne room. Been giving 19th hope some space so I don’t run into jersey shore again.