A Very Positive Experience

I've been reading some of the recent reviews of this club and have been thinking (1) either they're way too critical of this place, or (2) I had an really exceptional experience. I chanced to hit the place about 10 PM on a Wednesday and it was nearly devoid of customers but had at least 12 girls working, ranging from 4's to 9's on my scale, with one absolute 10 (which I will talk about later). I was about the only dude in the joint for about 45 minutes, which is not the way you want it to be when clubbin' but it does occasionally happen when you hit places in the middle of the week (and it was raining). My two complaints are the lousy parking and the damn schoolbell they use to signal dancers it's time to rotate on stage (a really stupid system In my opinion and one I have never seen used in any other club on the planet). The parking they probably can't do anything about . . . but get rid of that fucking bell. please - annoying as hell!!!

The club is one part adult novelty store and two parts strip club - they have two bars and two stages in two separate but adjoining areas of the building. Only the smaller bar/stage area was open that night - they apparently don't fire up the larger area until the weekends or Eagles home games. The interior was decent enough, but the lapdance area was a set of divided booths directly visible from the smaller bar/stage area which is a weird arrangement and (in my opinion) not conducive to selling many lappers (guys like a little privacy when lapping - here you feel you are on display as much as the dancer). I've not seen a set-up quite like it - no privacy curtain or beads or anything to provide a bit of cover from the front. At any rate, because I was the only customer in the place for about 45 minutes, I had to do my best at both chatting it up with most of the ladies and keeping up the dollar parade on my own. I had some libations out in the car, so when I needed a break I went out for a few minutes (doorguy was cool about that), drank a bit and came back in (I'm a liquor guy and don't want to pay $10 a throw for stuff that might be watered down just to get a decent buzz going). I did a couple of $25 lappers with different girls, both worth the money although the experience was tempered by the less-than-private booths and the occasional watchful eyes of the bouncer. I was about to call it a night around 11:30 when I spotted CiCi, a 20-ish drop-dead gorgeous California blonde type with no tattoos, clear tan skin, huge naturals and fantastic legs - in short a total babe. Had not seen her in the place until just then - turns out she was late coming in for her shift and had just started for the evening. About the same time some other guys came into the place, and I thought I should grab her before she started working the crowd. I got her attention and bought her a drink, thinking that she was the best looking dancer I had seen in all of the clubs I hit in Philly and was easily Vegas or Miami club material. After killing a few minutes chatting I took her for a lapper just to see how she worked. She did not disappoint - her hands were all over the place, more so than my previous lappers. By the time we where through with the lapdance the club had picked up quite a few late-night partiers, and since the place was open until 3 PM and most other Philly clubs shut down at 1 or 2 I elected to stick it out and see what the night would bring.

After about another 45 minutes of drinking and checking out the stage show, I wanted a private dance to round out my evening. CiCi had been doing well with lappers but had not gone back for a private show (kept an eye on her), so I asked if she wanted to do a private. The expression she had looked as if I had made her day (evening). She priced 30 minutes at $180 plus tip which we would discuss once in the back, and we headed into the novelty store section of the building. This is where it gets interesting. You pay the cashier working the adult store for the room, and at the same time he is taking your money he is running rapidly through a well-rehearsed spiel of all the things you CANNOT do in the back, while at the same time CiCi is grabbing a handful of condoms and lube which he keeps in fishbowls on the cashier's counter, obviously preparing to do the exact opposite. Talk about mixed messages. The back area off of the novelty store and looks like the hallway of a doctor's office with a bunch of exam rooms (I counted at least six by the numbers on the doors - think there were probably eight). The room itself actually looked like it might have been used at one time for a medical practice or a massage parlor - there was a working bathroom sink in the room along with a flat padded-vinyl table built into the wall. I looked for a camera but did not see one. Unfortunately the only room lighting was by florescent tubes in the ceiling which were way too bright and not conducive to a good 'mood'. There was also no music or sound at all in the room, which was also a bit disconcerting. Cutting to the chase, CiCi proceeded to provide a simply outstanding and super-hot performance - hj, bj, fiv, a brief fs - despite the less-than-sexy room environment until I lost it about 20 minutes in (without the buzz I had I probably would have finished in 10 - she was that hot). I tipped her $60 and was on my way, leaving very satisfied.