Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

Expensive short stay

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leekenny
Jul 16, 2018, 8:32 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Didn't feel like driving to my favorite DD in Pompano, so decided to give this club a look. It wasn't difficult to find the club, as you can see it from 826 route. I think I got there 5 mins before 8pm on a Friday and I couldn't believe I had to pay $20 to get in. I thought it was free before 8pm, but I didn't want to make a scene that I had to paid, I just cough up the $20....which is the most I had to pay to get into a strip club. So if tack on the $2 to the parking guy, a mandatory $5 drink and $1 tip, so it was $28 dollars before I had a chance to check out the dancer on the center stage. It must have been shift change, as I was seeing a number of the dancers leaving around the time that I came in and a few new dancer coming in.

There were about 20 dancer working at the time and just as many customers, with one party going on in one of the booths. Just as I was about to get my drink, one of the dancer came over to ask for a tip and I told her that I didn't see her dance, so I wasn't going to give her the $1 tip. I was there for about 45 minutes and I was surprised that only 1/2 of them came around for their $1 tip, which I did for everyone that came by. Most of the dancer were obviously Cubans, with a handful of AA and a few whites. I would rate most of the dancers in the 7 ranges, with 2 in the 8+ range, as I was surprised that most of them didn't have a boob job or a butt job. In the center stage, they always had 2 dancers doing their set. The best looking dancer was a petite Blonde Cuban, with a great natural body. While I get annoy with the tip parade, I was surprised that she didn't do the tip route, as I would've gotten a dance with her, but once she was done with her set, she just sat at the bar by herself and was busy with her iPhone...must be a Cuban thing with their iphones.

As I mentioned, it was during the shift change when I came in, so it was difficult to get a dance from any of the daners that I was interested and the night shift peek my interest, but it took them forever to get out of their locker room, and I was get antsy after 45 mins, so I asked the door girl that I would take a break for dinner and be back. Unfortunately, I never had a chance to come back, so it was a wasted $28 night. I would definately try this club again during the day time, so I can dodge the $20 entry fee.

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