Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156

Terrible

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leekenny
Jun 24, 2018, 12:14 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Had to drop off my friend and was in the area, so decided to check out club that I've not been to yet....big mistake. Let's start when I get there, it was impossible to find parking and even if it was available I wouldn't do it, since it's such a tight fit in their parking lot. I ended having to park next to the strip mall next, which gave me a chance to stretch my legs from the mall to the club. When I got to the entrance, surprised that there was no entry fee, so I just walk in and settled on one of the tables surrounding the main stage. I noticed that the main stage is in the middle of the main bar, so it was difficult to get a good view of the dance unless you're sitting in the bar.

Since I wasn't sure how long I would be staying I decided to get an OJ when the waitress came by, which I believe was $4 and it tasted terrible. I wasn't there for more than a minute when some dancer came by and wanted a $1 tip, which I refused to pay since I wasn't there during her dance. There were about 15 girls working and they weren't particular that hot, most were Latina but they weren't in the best shape. I noticed that in the VIP, which just had a big curtain in the entranance as a doorway, that the bouncers kept going in and out every 3 minutes or so, so I'm not sure you can get a good dance or session w/o privacy.

After getting frustrated by the parade of dancer asking for tips after ther dance, I decided to call it night after 45 minutes...as I didn't think it was going to get any better.

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